Dead Inside, Still on Scene – Skeleton Firefighter Heavyweight Tee
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For the ones who show up no matter what’s burning—inside or out. The Dead Inside, Still on Scene tee is a brutally honest nod to every firefighter who's been emotionally unavailable since probie year. Featuring a grim-faced firefighter with a skull head and bony hands clutching a steaming cup of coffee, this shirt says what your face already does at 3AM on the third call of the night.
Printed on a heavyweight tee that wears like your favorite burnout gear, it’s perfect for station life, black humor banter, or just reminding the world you're running on caffeine and sarcasm.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
Wear it. Mean it. Or don’t. You’re dead inside anyway.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 | 29 ½ |
| M | 20 | 30 ½ |
| L | 22 | 31 ½ |
| XL | 24 | 32 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 33 ½ |
| 3XL | 28 | 34 ½ |
| 4XL | 30 | 35 ½ |
